Saturday, July 4, 2009

Showing us up... AAAAGGAAAAAIN.

God, that is. Here are all of my upstanding neighbors trying to put on some fantastic firework shows, and there He goes, making bigger booms and brighter flashes (read: incoming thunderstorm) than any of them can manage. Showing off that 'All-poweful-creator-of-the-universe' thing again. That is so LIKE Him.

But, I must admit, though the lights and sounds are better, He cannot compete with the entertainment that is coming from the streets. Lightning is cool... but watching my neighbors shoot roman candles AT each other? Way cooler. And watching them miss terribly (because how accurate can you be with a stick of dynamite, really?) and instead hit their own cars and houses? Even cooler.

So... nice try, Lord. I will give you props for creating the whole idea of 'light' first... but... roman candles. AT each other.

Very southern neighbors: 1
Creator of the Universe: 0

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